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My day at the beach

So I woke up in the morning feeling like Ash Ketchum . . . .

And then I went to the beach.

At first it was tame, Kiyoi BAWWWWWWWWW'd at me to actually fucking play with him, so I did. But then, out of nowhere his fucking drifloon picks me up and throws me ontop of Kyra. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. so I was like on top of her barely clothed body.

I called her a fat pear, and then we got into a fucking arguement.

I was actually then noticing, she was topless. AND THAT SHE HAD BOOBIES!!! BOOBIES!! FFFF BOOBS. So I stared at them and then she slapped me.

I then see Jing being taken by turtles. WHAT A WEAK GAYSIAN LOL. :VVVV BUT TBPH IT WAS FUNNY SEEING HOW DRIFLOONY RESCUSED HIM AND TOOK HIM TO THE SKY. NAKEd. LOL JUNK EVERYWHERE. :XVXCFXGFDGH!!!

She then covers up her tits with stafishies, so along the way I feel them and she fucking snaps her pussysnufflelawlfugous at me.

Well, then we see setsuna and Hibiki and oh my starfishipiss. THAT GIRL KYRA IS AWESOME!! LIKE SHE DEFEATED BOTH OF THEM IN SECONDS. THE ASTROFAG FELL FUCKING FLATASS. WITH A SINGLE KCIK. AND THEN HIBIKI WHAM INTO A PALM TREE.

I then argue with Setsuna and Kyra and Hibiki are kidnapped by the yeti!!!! NOEEEESS ;;

So then Setsuna and I made our way to find Kyra and Ayumi to get them TO MAKE US SANDWICHES!! FOR ALL THAT WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO DO!!!

;vv;fdhfghsdfgsdfg sFAG!!!

We end up seeing a weird sight. Jing naked, Kyra and Naoko and Ayumi all fighting each other and Soul fucknig a tree with seaweed. Unfortunately, Ayumi caught wiff of us looking at them all naked and shit, so she sent Kyra and the others to get Kiyoi, but then Ayumi appeared behind me and kicked me off the cliff.

Who knows what happened to Setsuna.

I then land on Naoki riding a sea lion with Hibiki, Hibiki was unconscious and had traces of semen flying from his mouth. Ahaha xmas came early people!! IN HIBIKI'S MOUTH LOL. NO SRS. IT'S LIKE SANTA TOOK A WHIZ IN THERE SO MUCH MILK LMAO.

but I didn't do shit after that, except had some . . .. fun with faggotry naoki because he saved me.

And I have a new rap everyone:

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching dildos
somebody went under a dock
and there they found a cock
but it wasn't a cock
it was an AYUMI

AYUMI SHE LIKES TO BE FUCKED
AYUMI SHE'S FURRY FOR A DUCK
AYUMI SHE'S A WHORE
AYUMI WHAT A SNORE 

unst unst usnt

Kyra with her starfish tits
banging them in Setsuna's face.
Astrofag thinks they come from the abyss
Kyra wants his asian piss.

Hibiki and Treefuckersoul
Hibiki likes to stick his junk in her wethole
Soul doesn't mind as she humping a tree
together their I.Q. is three

Kiyoi's trying to make out with Jing
He doesn't get Jing wants a fling
After Jing comes and goes
Kiyoi just blows his shota-cocksucking nose.

UNST UNST UNST NOW FOR ME!!

ASH KETCHUM IS A SUPER STAR
HE ROCKS ALL THE BEDS VERY FAR
HE'S NOT AT ALL FUCKING LARGE
BUT HE'S ALWAYS IN CHARGE

SATOSHI unst unst unst
SATOSHI unst unst unst
SATOSHI unst unst unst
SATOSHI 

UNST UNST UNST

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sound_fighter
Mar. 9th, 2010 02:02 am (UTC)
... WHAT?!
realashketchum
Mar. 9th, 2010 04:44 am (UTC)
suck.
my.
squiddly.
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